Friday, May 24, 2013
or someone who’s into nurse roleplaying and light domination?
Anonymous asked: If I maybe, could have, possibly, wrote a dumb little thing and I'm too embarrassed to post it, cause I don't do that. Could I leave it here and you can do with it what you will?
Yes, absolutely! Be my guest!
So this guy stole my birthday balloon.
And he makes bacon just right. Not too crisp that it's burnt but crisp enough that when you pick it up it sticks out straight and isn't floppy.
Bacon with a hard on. Got it.
Q: What’s the weirdest nickname you’ve ever been given?
Misha: My mom called me ‘Mish the Quiche’. Always called me that. And she called my brother ‘Bubba’ and ‘Turtle’. It was like she was trying to stack the deck against us. “This child is destined to failure and I’ll make it so!” She’d also…- I’m not gonna tell you all these stories…
Actually, I feel like you could probably say more.